What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
13.06.2025 02:42
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Why is Harley-Davidson dropping diversity initiatives after the right-wing anti-DEI campaign?
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
He : I'm 24.
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Are miracles real or do they just have natural explanations?
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Me : Sure.
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
Why do I sweat between my legs all the time, top off my legs, all way down?
Me : I don't drink
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Why do some of those who believe in a god refuse to consider the possibility they could be wrong?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
He : Tea ?
Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?
He : Then let's have some coffee
Me : I don't drink coffee also
Me : Because it's month of August.
What’s the best way to get over someone you love?
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
Me : No
What are some hard truths that MAGA needs to hear?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Since the Brits can't steer their oil tanker, what makes them think they can take on Russia?
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Me : Thank you.
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.